Jul
19
Someone from The Colbert Report just called my work buddy Wayne Ford and is interested in interviewing this Bogart man, Bobby Kirk, who said it’s too hot to fish.
(Wayne says he ran into Bobby yesterday at Lowe’s and Bobby wanted to know why Wayne didn’t put a picture in of his fishin’ boat.)
At any rate, we’ll cross our fingers they send someone down here. Too hot for fishin’ is absolutely a story. That or his camouflage overalls, which apparently are awesome at attracting women (you should really read the story now).